This page is meant to only be used in a humorous way.
However, the lines posted here can be used successfully when they are used in the right context, and she knows it’s a pickup line to just break the ice. If you use these pickups thinking they will lead to attraction you will be sadly mistaken.
Please feel free to add more by commenting below. I will attempt to organize them better as I go along. Let me know about any duplicates and they will be removed.
Again, these may break the ice to start a conversation but that’s is all they are going to do. You still have to create attraction, rapport…
-You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.
-My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
-Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
-If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
-Do you have a name or can I call you “mine”?
- I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
- If u where a motorcycle i would ride u all night and day.
- If u where a xbox i would play u all the time
-It’s a good thing I’ve got my library card cuz I’m checkin you out…
-If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together
-I forgot my library card, can i still check you out?
-Are you from tennessee, cause your the only ten i see
-If you were a booger id pick you
-You must be one heck of a theif cause you stoll my heart from across the room
-Did you fart, because you blew me away
-U must be a parking ticket cause u have fine written all over u
-do u have a map because im lost in ur eyes
-did it hurt when u fell from heaven
–nice shoes wanna fuck
-Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
-Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
-My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
-There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
-is that a ladder in ur pants or a stair way to heaven
-i got some skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow
-baby if i was god id make the whole world revolve around u
-i have only 12 hours to live! dont lemme die a virgin!
-now u gimme 3 good reason why i shudnt buy u a drank
-if i had a garden id put my two lips and your two lips together
-all those curves, and me with no brakes
-hay baby, they call me coffe cuz i grind so easily
-What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
-(guy) is that shirt felt? (girl) no (guy) u want it to be? wink wink
-i wud buy u a drank but i wud be jealous of the glass
-someone call the police department cuz it got to be illegal to look that good!
-somebody call animal control cuz i just spotted a fox
-if sexy was a blade of grass ud be a field Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy!
-You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case!
-All those curves, and me with no brakes.
-[Grab the ass] Is this seat taken?
-I’m no Fred Flinstone but can I make your bed rock?
-You must be a lightswitch cuz everytime I see you, you turn me ON!
-Were you arrested earlier? Cuz it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
-Was your father a farmer? Cuz you’ve got some nice MELONS!
-I’m not trying anything…I always put my hands there.
-I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
-If I could be anything I’d love to be your bathwater!
-Hey baby you got any diseases? Want some?
-You’re like a pringle. Once I pop ya I can’t stop ya!
-Hey you take my lollipop, I’ll improvise.
-Are You A Jamaican ? Because you’re Jamaican me crazy !
-If you were a bogey, I’d pick you first.
-Is your dad a robber ? Because he stole the starts and put them in your eyes
-I lost my phone number, could i have yours ?
-Your lips look lonely.. would they like to meet mine?
-If you were a burger at Mcdonalds, you’d be a Mcgorgeous
-If you were a flower, I’d pick you first.
-Are you tired ? ‘Cause you’ve been running round my dreams all night.
-if you were president youd be baberaham lincoln
-is your dad a terrorist cause your the bomb
-can i ask you a question are you a good kisser i wantb to know?
-if i was santa clause i would be your jolly!
-i could make chris crocker streight!
-you must be one hell of a theif, because you stole my heart from across the room.
-hey, i lost my phone number, can i have yours?
-what’s your sign, we were born together!
-hey sexy, want a fire extinguisher?
-I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
-Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.
-Baby, I’m like Taco Bell…I’ll spice up your night.
-If I was God I’d make the world revolve around you.
-I think i’m gay, wanna prove me wrong?
-If I was peter pan you’d be my happy thought!
-Can I have a bandaid, I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
-You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.
-Don’t try to run away.. i’m on the track team.
-I’ll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle
-r u pop star cause ur rockin my world
-r u tired cause u have been running in my mind all day
-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again
-i need a space suit cause ur out of this world
-take me to the hospitol cuase u blew my mind
-do u know CPR cuase u took my breath away
-r u jamacin ?cause ur jamaican me crazy in love whith u
-if i could rearrange the alphebet i would put u and i together.
-is that the sun coming up? oh yeah i forgot-iss u lightin up my world
-u wanna make millions? millions of babies?
-baby-yo feet must be tired cuz u been runnin thru my mind alll day longgg
-baby-i noticed u noticin me, and i wanna put u on notice that i noticed u too
-that outfit is horrible…take it off right now
-oh u smell awful! less go take a shower
-i bet my tounge can beat up ur tounge…..
-(looks at er butt) dam! that must be jelly cuz jam dont shake like that!
-if kisses were snowflakes id send u a blizzard
-baby im like taco belle-i can spice up ur nite
-whispers in ear wanna feel pretty tonite
-someone call the police department cuz it got to be illegal to look that good!
-if u were a pill id overdose,
-less make like fabric softner and snuggle
-Did you fart? Because you blew me away
-You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
-Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
-I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
-Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
-Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
-I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
-I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
-Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
-”Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?”
-Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
-Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
-I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
-I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
-I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
-Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
-Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
-Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
-Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
-POOF! (What are u doing?) I’m here, where are your other two wishes?
-I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
-Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
-If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
-Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
-Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
-Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
-Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
-Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
-Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
-Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
-Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
-I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
-You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to -fall is in love with me.
-I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
-You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
-Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
-I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
-Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
-This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
-If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
-I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.
-If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
-Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
-Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
-Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
-I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
-Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
-Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
-I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
-Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
-You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
-If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
-Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
-Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
-Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
-Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
-Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
-I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
-You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
-You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
-Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
-What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
-I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
-Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
-Giant polar bear (What?) It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is….
-Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
-I must be a snowflake, ‘cuz I’ve fallen for you.
-You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
-My love for you is like the universe…neverending!!
-If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
-You – “Did it hurt”. The other person will naturally say “Did what hurt?”, You “When you fell from heaven.”
-Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
-Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
-You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”
-You got something on your chest: my eyes
-Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
-I don’t know if you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
-What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
-Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
-I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
-Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
-The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
-I wanna bag you like some groceries.
-kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess)…Janice????