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Anyway, I just wanted to share with you this story. I was at the grocery store doing my food shopping. Well, as I’m going down the frozen food section I notice this totally hot girl about mid to late 20′s looking at frozen dinners. I walked up to her like I was just shopping and notice she’s looking at frozen meals, the type you throw in the microwave. So I ask her if that was for her dog and she didn’t even look up at me and said it was for her boyfriend for when she goes away this weekend. So I told her that if I was her boyfriend and she left that crap for me that she’d come back to find all her stuff on the front porch with the door locks changed. So she finally looks up with this look of disbelieve as if to say “oh no you just didn’t” So I just laugh at her and ask her if she knows how to cook. She says a little but not really and I tell her that’s to bad because the way to a guys heart is through his stomach. She’s laughs again and tells me she can make spaghetti.
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